Except they're not. No story here because Sherlock decided not to take the case. Apparently a missing diamond isn't 'interesting' enough.
Still, we discovered a body today so that's something for him to get excited about.
Where have I heard that phrase before? Diamonds are forever?
Sherlock Holmes 23 March 17:08
James Bond. You have heard of James Bond?
23 March 18:02
I've heard of him, yes.
Sherlock Holmes 23 March 18:04
You haven't seen one, have you? Right, we're having a Bond night.
23 March 18:06
It's nice to have something to look forward to.
Sherlock Holmes 23 March 18:09
Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, Sherlock.
23 March 18:14
That's demonstrably untrue. That clip of a cat falling off a shelf for example. The one you insisted on watching twelve times.
Sherlock Holmes 23 March 18:16
That WAS funny. Anyway, why are you writing on my blog when you're sat downstairs?!
23 March 18:20
I. AM. BORED. And I'm wondering what temperature I'd need to create to blow up your cans of beer...
Sherlock Holmes 23 March 18:23
OK OK I'm coming down.
23 March 18:24
I am an experienced medical doctor recently returned from Afghanistan.